Every time I break out the razor to line up the beard I get closer and closer to full whisker removal. The beard is starting to annoy me even more now that the heat and humidity are on the upswing, and it's only a matter of time before I decide to be done with it. But that is not what I'm here to talk about today. This will probably be a long post and will involve more rambling than anything. So if you have anything at all better to do, gentle reader, I urge you to pass on and forget that you even got this far.
I will preface this by saying that I love what I do and I am continually grateful to be a part of the ministry where I work. Hopefully no one will take anything I say as a knock on it or a complaint about certain work conditions. It is more of a quest to find either a solution or a workaround to a particular issue.
One of the downsides of working for a non-profit that does not receive any government funding is the lack of certain luxuries at work, such as air conditioning. The office that I work out of is directly above the room in the basement that is the plumbing hub of the building. It houses(among other things) the heat exchangers where the water pipes from the wood burner come in. That water hits the heat exchangers at about 185°. The room is set a couple feet below the rest of the basement. The floor is always wet and it feels like a swamp as soon as you walk in the door. That means that the office above it is blessedly warmer than the rest of the building in the dead of winter, but also is warmer than most of the building in summer.
Sometimes my duties require me to spend most of the day in the office, and on those days things become less than comfortable in the southern hemisphere. I've splurged on several brands of underwear made of various different materials, and have come to the inescapable conclusion that "moisture-wicking properties" do nothing when your backside is planted directly on a chair in a 90°+ office for a couple hours at a time. So the quest continued to find some relief from not only the discomfort, but also the inevitable side effects that go along with it. I've had a container of Clubman talc for a while, and found it to be marginally successful, at least for a time. It's better than nothing, but it's effectiveness is gone within a couple hours at most. Gold Bond medicated powder was next on the list. It lasted longer than the talc, but in the end it was not up to the challenge either.
After some looking around online, I discovered that several of the places I checked talked about Chassis body powder. I almost immediately dismissed it when I saw the price. It costs over twice as much as Gold Bond for less than half the product. Still, on the chance that it would work I ordered it and have been using it for the last few days. I'm not going to call it a miracle cure or anything, but it has been more effective than either talc or Gold Bond, and a little goes a surprisingly long way. Still not enough to eliminate the problem completely, but until I get an office chair that takes R22 it's probably about the best I'll get. I have yet to test it in an active situation, but I'll be cutting up some trees to haul back to the center for the wood burner at least one day next week, so we'll see how it does.
Still reading? Masochist. Have a great day, all!