How could I not wear this one today? I know it will trigger the judge. (Isn’t being triggered something for the younger generation??) But I’ve tried wearing things I know he likes, then I’m sucking up. I tried wearing things I like, he points out what he doesn’t like. And what’s with his detain for this one? Sure orange and black are the same colours that represent the SF Giants, but the Giants were established in 1883 as the New York Gothams. Who can be against a team called the Gothams? But either way, Oregon State University was established in 1868. So orange and black were associated with the school before the team.
Not to mention the orange and black are also the colours of Black and Decker, Amazon, Supreme, Rockstar Games, Penguin, Reese’s, Harley-Davidson, Hooters, Discover, Fox Mill Brewery, and on and on. Can Steven possibly extend his hatred to all these brands in the same manner?
Or is it the beaver? Does Steven have a dark story from his past involving a beaver he won’t share with anyone? Maybe a drunken night he found himself face to face with a big wet beaver that smelled the smell that only comes with death or a 2-day bus ride? Maybe on a nice spring day he was gently petting a young flawless beaver he thought was delicate and loving but then ended up shredding his heart. We’ll never know.
Well, anyway, here’s my watch
