Well I do not have really any "ugly watches" however this one is very close not only in looks but in practicality. I got it years ago at 3:00 am while watching ShopNBC, and specifically because it has an HH-60G on the dial. An Aircraft I spent a TON of time in.
Ahh the early years of watch collecting, and "Value Pays" LOL... anyway the Statius Uglinium
1. almost 60mm in size ( Flave a Flave would be envious )
2. Weighs almost 2 lbs
3. uncomfortable as hell
4. can be used as a Diving weight to get you to depth
5. can be used as a "blackjack" to crack skulls
6. can be seen with its hideously large SuperLuminova hands, over a mile away
I give you the Invicta SF Combat
( I hate this thing)