Trials of a woodpusher: Adventures in chess, backyard gardening, and maybe whisker chopping

[Graybeard57]

It's so cold he's stuttering

I don't know what happened there. I'm using a cheap laptop that sometimes does weird things.

 

[NurseDave]

I don't know what happened there. I'm using a cheap laptop that sometimes does weird things.

What do you mean my enema is 5L???!?!?

 

[Graybeard57]

What do you mean my enema is 5L???!?!?

"High, Hot, and a Helluva lot!"

 

[woodpusher]

I be mightily afeerd of giving these last few posts a THUMBS-UP!

 

[NurseDave]

I be mightily afeerd of giving these last few posts a THUMBS-UP!

Better thumbs up than plugged up, that's what Bruse always says.

 

[woodpusher]

But not with MY thumb!

 

[Graybeard57]

I be mightily afeerd of giving these last few posts a THUMBS-UP!

Yeah, don't do it.

 

[Graybeard57]

Better thumbs up than plugged up, that's what Bruce always says.

Words to live by, my friend.

 

[GearNoir]

 

[woodpusher]

 

[woodpusher]

Feb.08: ASD2 w/Feather(8) ............. Paladin Sumo .......... Williams .................................. Nivea Protect & Care balm

Thin and airy lather, even though it looked thick to start out. How many more days left in the puck? I fear weeks. *sigh*

 

[Spider]

How many more days left in the puck?

The more you load, the quicker it goes!

 

[woodpusher]

I'm trying! Trust me on that.

 

[Graybeard57]

How many more days left in the puck? I fear weeks.

Enjoy your shaves, Sam.

 

[woodpusher]

Feb.09: ASD2 w/Feather(9) ............. Paladin Sumo .......... Williams .................................. Nivea Protect & Care balm

Another ho-hum shave of mediocrity. Not much more to be said other than that.

 

[NurseDave]

Sam did NOT work his whole life to retire and be ho-hum! Sam is better than average! Sam is a beast! Let’s step it up and be the master of your own experience! Come on, Sam!

 

[NurseDave]

Sorry, maybe too big of a leap there. Let’s try this for tomorrow.

 

[Scuttlesoap]

Another ho-hum shave of mediocrity. Not much more to be said other than that.

Just expected more from our Northern Brethren

 

[NurseDave]

Sam? Hmm, maybe I'm wrong and that is what he worked his whole life for...

 

[woodpusher]

Excitement raises heart rate and blood pressure. Don't want to have an exciting life cut short by a heart attack or stroke.
"Predictable satisfaction" is what I am going for ..... and longevity.