Hey Mr. Rudolph...I don't mind being called out and all...but I am pretty sure we have more time to get the gifts out. Patience my red nose antlered friend!
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Gift Exchange 2019
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Hey Mr. Rudolph...I don't mind being called out and all...but I am pretty sure we have more time to get the gifts out. Patience my red nose antlered friend!
Rudolph
Santa's Favorite Reindeer
Hey Mr. Rudolph...I don't mind being called out and all...but I am pretty sure we have more time to get the gifts out. Patience my red nose antlered friend!
I haven't forgotten. I still have a week though.
Yes I am aware there is still plenty of time. It was more of a reminder and to make sure I haven't missed anything. Santa has me running ragged up here! Blitzen came down with the flu, Donner is stuck watching youtube and playing fortnite, and someone told Dasher that corn makes whiskey so let's just say he's in rehab.
Light weight!
GearNoir
“The Disney Princess’s Apprentice”
Dang, that’s a lot of people! Lumps of coal for all of em!
It’s a good thing Santa hasn’t shut down the present business yet, or their buddies would be sad shavers!
woodpusher
TSC’s International Man of Meh
... please don't hurt me
Careful now...... Or are you forgetting what lumps of coal got you last year?
woodpusher
TSC’s International Man of Meh
Dear Rudolph,
A BIG box came today from the US but I don't know whether I should just place it under the tree or if it is safe to open it if the stuff is wrapped inside. Plus, my wife gave me a funny look and said something along the lines of "Santa visits you a LOT" when she saw the box on the doorstep (and not in a good jovial manner). Can you bring her some Christmas cheer? She doesn't seem to have the faith in humanity that the Cadre does.
Your buddy,
woodpusher
A BIG box came today from the US but I don't know whether I should just place it under the tree or if it is safe to open it if the stuff is wrapped inside. Plus, my wife gave me a funny look and said something along the lines of "Santa visits you a LOT" when she saw the box on the doorstep (and not in a good jovial manner). Can you bring her some Christmas cheer? She doesn't seem to have the faith in humanity that the Cadre does.
Your buddy,
woodpusher
woodpusher
TSC’s International Man of Meh
Don't open it and ruin the surprise!Hmm mystery box from myself addressed to myself arrived today...
Suuuure it’s a mysteryHmm mystery box from myself addressed to myself arrived today...
woodpusher
TSC’s International Man of Meh
I'd mail something to myself, but I know that I'm not worth the postage!
@woodpusher OPEN IT!!!!
GearNoir
“The Disney Princess’s Apprentice”
It would have had to be epically wild-n-crazy for me to have not remembered having a cat the last 37 years...on the other hand I can neither confirm or deny that the package “woof”ed a little bit ago when the mailman dropped off some letters...
I tried that and got the big “NO NO” from the post office, they did NOT like me doing that at all. After a quick strip search and a recheck of the postage due my package was back on its way...now I get to add postmaster to the list of people who have assaulted my person in the name of “public safety”. I’m pretty sure that if I tried to do it covertly, dropping the package off and running, I would be met at home by federal agents or a band of crazy obsessed postal police. Not me man...I’m using Chad’s address from now on.Hmm mystery box from myself addressed to myself arrived today...
Oh man...one of THOSE weekends. The neighbor’s cat?