Dear Rudolph,
A BIG box came today from the US but I don't know whether I should just place it under the tree or if it is safe to open it if the stuff is wrapped inside. Plus, my wife gave me a funny look and said something along the lines of "Santa visits you a LOT" when she saw the box on the doorstep (and not in a good jovial manner). Can you bring her some Christmas cheer? She doesn't seem to have the faith in humanity that the Cadre does.
Your buddy,
woodpusher
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I don't know whether I should open the box or not, @Rudolph . Someone PM'd me that it was okay to open, but you know these guys'n'gals and their aptitude for mischief. Don't want to get in Santa's bad book with only a fortnight to go.That's it
But I just answered you!Waiting on a response.
Just tell Maggards to send it directly to meGeez! We really should adopt Canadian Thanksgiving that way I can start Christmas shopping sooner! Really need to get this package in the mail!
WHAAAAAAAT? Time is marching on buddy, better get that thing in the mail.Geez! We really should adopt Canadian Thanksgiving that way I can start Christmas shopping sooner! Really need to get this package in the mail!
The universal gift certificate: always the right size, always the right colour, no allergens!Would anyone be opposed to just straight up $$$CASH$$$?
What? You’re letting people open early?!?!@woodpusher you can open
What? You’re letting people open early?!?!
The package not the present! The present is wrapped inside. No peaking! 14 more days!What? You’re letting people open early?!?!
Toooo longggg!The package not the present! The present is wrapped inside. No peaking! 14 more days!
Woohoo!!!! Early Christmas@woodpusher you can open
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyahWhat? You’re letting people open early?!?!
The package not the present! The present is wrapped inside. No peaking! 14 more days!