LOL. Well, I don't know about that and it sounds like maybe you could use a good therapist. All I know is every time I tilt a bottle all the way over thinking I'll just finish it off, I end up with a double or a triple in my glass. Not that I mind, but it does make for a buzzed evening.#2 sounds intriguing...do tell...is it like Gin? Does the bottom of the bottle leave you on the stairs crying?