Aren’t we all!!! But aren’t you from the home of some of the best BBQ in the world?! “Hold my beer, I’ll be right over!”...
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MilkCrate
"I am a Milk Crate with Dreams"
Come on brother, we are the friendly state.
Oh there was no aggression at all! I am headed over for the BBQ SIR! Can’t clear Customs with an open pint! Well not anymore anyways...no Starlifters in my future!
No shave today however...I am done. Flowers coming and patio lanterns...BBQs ready to go...yes, plural! 10x10 umbrella with led lighting! Sam...there is a perfect spot for a massive beer cooler....right in front of the short planter...I know it fits!!!
Nicely done, hermano! I'll start heading up there for the pachanga!
woodpusher
TSC’s International Man of Meh
Nice job, Hermoine (Isn't that what Ben calls you? No hablas espanole 
). My skill-limit of backyard building is making box gardens.
). My skill-limit of backyard building is making box gardens.
good Job Ed, looks inviting
Comfortable outdoor living. Nice!
I'll bring one with me!
Same-same Hermano only bigger!Nice job, Hermoine (Isn't that what Ben calls you? No hablas espanole
No need we have lots! House rules...you bring your arse...we got you covered!
Why are you under the impression that you'll need to cover my butt? What kind of guests do you usually have?! SAM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!Same-same Hermano only bigger!
no need we have lots! House rules...you bring your arse...we got you covered!
woodpusher
TSC’s International Man of Meh
I am just the agent and, outside of setting up the contract riders, am not responsible for what happens at the supermodel gigs.
Back in your holster cowboy. No one brings booze to this house...we got lots! You flash a behind...well it’ll get shot.
...except Sam...he can toga!
I'm D-E-D!
Let's try to avoid an international incident. "Local Man Starts War By Insulting Foreign Cowboy"Back in your holster cowboy. No one brings booze to this house...we got lots! You flash a behind...well it’ll get shot.
woodpusher
TSC’s International Man of Meh
I generally don wine or vermillion coloured togas. It distinguishes me from the servers while also facilitating being able to discretely clean up any supermodel spilled vino drops.
Good night Hermanos! I am far too tired...
You are good...no worries!I'm D-E-D!
Let's try to avoid an international incident. "Local Man Starts War By Insulting Foreign Cowboy"
Hence the Nickname Hermoine.... Ed had deep dark secrets EYES ONLY type of Secrets......At least that is what is FBI Profile says LOL
Hey man, I just work here. I don't want any trouble.
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