Captain Spaulding!! I love that guy.... he’s on my tub of clown puke soap!
Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so d@mn good!
Well, s#!t the bed! Howdy folks, come on in!