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Fluffy's Curmudgeon Corner

Maryland998 said:
The Wawa I just stopped in was out of Hot Cocoa.
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Yet another reason why Wawa sucks. They really went downhill when took all of the slicers out of the store and went to only selling prepackaged food. I used to love their sandwiches (a meatball classic was always the best end to a long night at the bar!) but now they’re just gross.
 
Maryland998 said:
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Well guys let’s all give a big howdy and hello to Alternative Skin Tone Barbie. Mini Fluffy, Sock Puppet Bob and I are gonna try and see if the female perspective can be helpful in the process of snow removal.
It’s been a bit of a shaky start to the day however. As AST Barbie is already making demands for special treatment. But Bob was real quick to nip that S*%t in the bud. He went into his and the rest of our belief that like MLK, we believe people should be judged by the content of their character and not the color of their respective skin, fabric or plastic shade. Then Bob started his “I have a dream speech”. But his version has bacon, beer and cigarettes as points of emphasis. Then I told her not to stress out on that kind of stuff. And she would get better treatment in my dump truck than she was getting in that trash can I found her in at the end of somebody’s driveway. This brought on a round of sobbing and crying. Bob is thoroughly annoyed and ready to end the experiment. Time will tell if this was a good idea.
Fluffy.
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Day 2 of this latest attempt by mom nature to impede travel and commerce on DR 34.
Me and the crew of Daddy’s Girl are still operational. Though Bob says that AST Barbie snores and talks in her sleep. So needless to say he’s in a bit of a crappy mood. She’s complaining that mini fluffy is a bit handsy. Ain’t nothing I can do about that.
We been back at it since 0200. Salting the whole route. Things iced up pretty good. If not for my incredible skill and knowledge of how to handle the conditions. Things could have gone very differently. Even AST Barbie was impressed.
Have a Good Friday guys. No shave last night for me.
Fluffy
 
Well folks. Didn’t post up a lot yesterday as yet again Daddy’s Girl the gang and I were back at it again. DR34 was under assault by Mom Nature. With the same predictable outcome. Sent the B packing. Last seen her heading up stevechuckfrank ’s way. Apparently Steve has a helper from corporate. While I was deprived of the services of Club Soda Kenny. Without his help I had to push Daddy’s Girl hard. Sock Puppet Bob and Mini Fluffy knew the drill. But Alternative Skin Tone Barbie was a bit upset at the lack of bathroom breaks and snacks. Bob told her to “suck it up buttercup “. Mini Fluffy shortened that phrase and things devolved from there.
The weather folks forecasted this event to switch over to rain for a while before it cleared out. It did
NOT do that. As a result the few inches of accumulation needed to be plowed. Which is 6-7 hours of steady work to get the route “curb to curb.” The crew and I got our route done before 1800hrs. But the new guy Frank as with every storm this year. Needed help to finish. Several of us got drafted go on his route.
Bob, Mini Fluffy and I were rather put out. AST Barbie was excited to see some different scenery.
After an extra hour of plowing. We were done.
We stood down at 1900hrs.
 
Glad you’re out there survivin! They make you do your routes alone? No bathroom/tagalong buddies like the ladies do it?
 
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