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Fluffy's Curmudgeon Corner

Tonight’s shave.
My Fisher Ice Hardened Stainless razor.
HV Cognac and Cuban Cigars
AP Shave Co. Cashmere brush.
Clubman Brandy Spice AS.
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I'll bet the soap and AS smell great together. (y)
 
My best luck with it has been with synthetic’s. The Arkie does not really work as well as it can with CS blades.
 
Gonna load up on salt,blue def and fuel. And be back in at 0300 to go at it again with Mom- Ho to the max-Nature.
Tune in the wee hours of tomorrow morning to meet my new addition to my buddies Sock Puppet Bob and Mini fluffy. Hope she doesn’t turn into a PITA.
Fluffy
 
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Well guys let’s all give a big howdy and hello to Alternative Skin Tone Barbie. Mini Fluffy, Sock Puppet Bob and I are gonna try and see if the female perspective can be helpful in the process of snow removal.
It’s been a bit of a shaky start to the day however. As AST Barbie is already making demands for special treatment. But Bob was real quick to nip that S*%t in the bud. He went into his and the rest of our belief that like MLK, we believe people should be judged by the content of their character and not the color of their respective skin, fabric or plastic shade. Then Bob started his “I have a dream speech”. But his version has bacon, beer and cigarettes as points of emphasis. Then I told her not to stress out on that kind of stuff. And she would get better treatment in my dump truck than she was getting in that trash can I found her in at the end of somebody’s driveway. This brought on a round of sobbing and crying. Bob is thoroughly annoyed and ready to end the experiment. Time will tell if this was a good idea.
Fluffy.
 
It just got real. This latest round of snow has delayed my new shave soaps. They were supposedly going to be delivered yesterday. Now who knows when. Sad
And to really pee in my Wheaties. The Wawa I just stopped in was out of Hot Cocoa.
How in the hell am I supposed to battle Mother Nature when everyone is against my happiness.
Plus Bob has planted the seed of doubt in my mind. By pointing out that all of this happened after letting you know who ride in Daddy’s Girl with us. Hmmmm
 
It just got real. This latest round of snow has delayed my new shave soaps. They were supposedly going to be delivered yesterday. Now who knows when. Sad
And to really pee in my Wheaties. The Wawa I just stopped in was out of Hot Cocoa.
How in the hell am I supposed to battle Mother Nature when everyone is against my happiness.
Suck it up buttercup...that automatic transmission and Heater/AC has made you soft! You don't need no Hot Cocoa...you need a size 12 up your behind for some motivation! 🤪
 
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