I know. sometimes I just forget to laugh for a second.Brother, trust me when I say I was DEFINITELY joking.
One of my "greatest hits" was when I was waiting on the Paramedics to show up when I had a dementia patient who decided he had to pee. He had a Foley cath.
I heard a female scream. I ran. Then I grabbed ONE glove and became a human tourniquet!
I was a legend at work and throughout the County for a while there!
How many other professions get paid to be a tourniquet?!?
The only time I've become a human tourniquet was when some lady's recently cauterized femoral artery decided not to be cauterized anymore. I'm still not sure why the doctor in the room tried to tube her while she was very much still alert and conscious and had a gag reflex. Good times!