Sooo many brain droppings so little time.
There's been a lot going on here in the land of CBL, some worth sharing here on the forum some not so much. I'll start with the freshes droppings and go from there.
While out with the wife this weekend something happened that brought to mind an old saying (NOT a Chinese proverbe but we can say it is if it makes you happy), it goes something like this; "only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, will you truly learn there is always a way to solve a problem without anger or violence" . Well, now that I beging to type out my thought on this event I realize I may have placed more significance on this event than it required...
What was this event you ask? We went to the theater to see a movie and when we asked for 2 tickets the mosquito at the counter said "two REGULAR tickets?" I was initially puzzled by his response, of course I want two REGULAR tickets, what other tickets are there? Is there a skybox somewhere? a private viewing room? what OTHER options are there? As my wife stifled a giggle it hit me, the OTHER option was a SENIOR ticket. My status as a middle aged man had just been attacked. or more likely, again, as I think about it in restrospect, my WIFE'S status as a young woman had just been attacked. I had two options here, the first being anger and vilence ("what do you mean? are you calling us OLD? get me your manager you little...") or peaceful restraint ("oh yes, we would like 2 SENIOR tickets young man"). I opted for the later and recieved $2 off both tickets. SCORE!. Then I adjusted the box of DOTS i had in my back pocket and the bag of cornnuts in my front pocket and grabbed the bag of popcorn and drink while my wife scurried off to the old ladies room to powder her nose. When she returned, my wife was laughing and smiling as she remarked that according to the website the senior discount applies to those 65 or older. (side note- we are NOT even in our 60's). So clearly my wife's choice to let her grey hair grow out is already yielding financial returns.
Speaking grey hair. I had not shaved my beard since early last week so by Sunday evening I had a pretty solid crop of grey wiskers taking hold. I also had a small bit of left over CBL soap in a tub from a project I had been working on for one of our forum members and some extra time on my hands. So I filled the sink with hot water, prepared a HOT towel in the microwave and set out for a spa quality shave. The soap was a blend of several related but not necessarily complementary scents but it lathered up nice. Wanting to continue, even of only half heartedly, the month of Williams, loaded and latherd upon the puck of Williams I had sitting there too. The result was a massive amount of wonderful lather, enough for several passes with the Tedalus and a few passes with the Redtip just for fun. When all was done, i had a wonderfully smooth face and a properly trimmed goatee staring back at me. I finished with a good cold water rinse and pondered what aftershave I should use. A splash of Captains Choice CO9T and life was good.
I've said too much already BUT i really do need to get this last part off my chest.
For YEARS I have lived with wide open space all around me, only to be boxed in my new homes a couple years ago. A new renter moved in next door (the garage side, furthest from my bedroom) and the have a nice 4x4 Ram truck with a Cummins Turbo diesle engine. This means the neighbors on BOTH sides own diesle trucks and BOTH feel the need to remote start and warm them up before driving away. The neighbor on my bedroom side likes to start his at 4:30 am while the other has a more random schedule but is pretty consistent about his 6:30ish am saturday warm up. The Ram truck has the loudest engine/exhaust possible so I can hear that thing running from my bedroom with a pillow on my head. To make it all worse, this guy's turbo spoolign up sound like an old shop-vac and power washer running at the same time (litterally, no joke). Not only does this add an additional layer of noise, it REALLY irritates my dog. My dog is the laziest bulldog on earth but he will come alive for 2 things, remote controlled cars and vacuums/blowers. So it has become a real circus thanks to the new neighbor.