Glad your wife is doing well. Gnarly is good, as long as it’s clean, dry, and intact. 

He's in a band. I wouldn't even want to speculate why they refer to by that.and a yearning for some “crystal”
IKR? She could be a groupie, for all we know. Whatever happens in Alabama, stays in Alabama!He's in a band. I wouldn't even want to speculate why they refer to by that.
My bad! Now, about this “Crystal” situation…
Though it is optional, if you’re shave prepping for your colonoscopy, I would like to suggest:Yes, today's shave was inspired by Dave's / @BarberDave pre dental visit shave yesterday. Called yesterday and got my colonoscopy scheduled. Yay!![]()
Additional suggestions:Though it is optional, if you’re shave prepping for your colonoscopy, I would like to suggest:
1. Do NOT use a straight razor
2. Strongly consider a disposable razor
3. NO pictures or video
That is all.![]()
if you’re shave prepping for your colonoscopy, I would like to suggest:
Where are you shaving???4. NO alcohol-based aftershaves