Razor: Merkur Progress
Blade: Zorrik Super Stainless (2nd Shave)
Soap/Cream: CBL Premium Shave Soap - Grassroots Lavender
Brush: Stirling Synthetic
The Penultimate Aftershave: Superior 70 and Witch Hazel
The Ultimate Aftershave: Fine Accouterments - Lavender Pour Homme
I love the scent of this Grassroots Lavender! It's just right. It's a little herbaceous and a whole lot bright on account of the citrus and geranium! Plus...I just love the way this soap (Premium version with hemp oil) really feels on my face! I poured some Lavender Pour Homme on my face and I smell divine. I'll get some more on me before I head off to work. As I walk through the door of my office building...I expect that those present will line up on both sides of me and bust out in the Hallelujah Chorus!
The Danger Zone!!!
We made it! We survived another week of the zombie apocalypse! So Netflix has been doing a feature on their app that shows you the top trending movies in the US. I find it mildly humorous that something like the number three trending movie is "Outbreak." I am telling you...I have said it all along. If we can find that monkey (not
@The Monkey ) in that little girl's back yard and then synthesize anti-bodies from the monkey's blood...We will cure this stupid virus that everyone is freaking out about!
No actual monkeys were harmed in the typing of this post.
On a related note...seriously? Toilet paper? My wife is a little concerned that we don't have enough (we don't actually...it was on the grocery list to buy this week). I don't quite understand the hoarding of toilet...but I guess I need to start embracing the fear mongering and the frenzy that society is going to break down from lack of TP for my bunghole. So my search today is for a pack or two of toilet paper. I know...good luck...right? I'm not worried and I'm not going to spend anymore time than I have to. If I find some...great. If I don't...I have some old t-shirts that I have been meaning to throw away. The wife wasn't pleased when I told her that. Speaking of the wife...she legitimately wants me to make a homemade bidet:
Yes...you too can make your own homemade bidet for the low cost of about $20...two sawbucks if you will! But seriously...I might do it because it looks like it could be a lot of fun. You are sitting on the pot making all kinds of gross noises. The wife comes in to do...well whatever it is that women want to do when you are dropping the Browns off to the Super Bowl...and she is going about her womanly activities....and then....BAM!!!! You spray her with the homemade bidet! Take that you evil temptress. How dare you disturb my private time with football analogies!
Yesterday on the way to work, I didn't really want to listen to a podcast as is my normal routine. So I decided on this album called Pickin' on Modest Mouse. It's an album of Modest Mouse covers done by a group called Iron Horse in Blue Grass style. Anyway...I was listening to the song "Trailer Trash" and quickly got in a really good mood. Listened to the song on repeat all the way to work. So, if you are wondering why this is a big deal...if you have ever listened to "Trailer Trash" then you know that this is kind of a depressing song. But somehow that banjo and mandolin and that fiddle with the GEE-TAR, and the bass really but a smile on my face.
Okay...so enough about me...so...how are you doing?
It's Friday gents, germs, and
@Cvargo !!! I hope this Friday brings joy to your face. Go out and feel good about yourself. Accomplish something...big or small! I think the world will be a better place for it!