Trials of a woodpusher: Adventures in chess, backyard gardening, and maybe whisker chopping

[NurseDave]

We like to grow food in our garden, but not everything needs to be edible. Some things provide another type of nourishment.
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I don’t think you can smoke those

 

[woodpusher]

Buzz cut today with once Celebrity-Owned clippers. No guard and as adjusted as close as it allows.
One strange thing though, it turned a lot of the hair grey as it was cutting.

 

[BadgerFiend]

Buzz cut today with once Celebrity-Owned clippers. No guard and as adjusted as close as it allows.
One strange thing though, it turned a lot of the hair grey as it was cutting.

It’s funny you should mention that... my clippers mysteriously make the follicles disappear as if I were halfway bald. Must be a defect by the company

 

[woodpusher]

My wife popped into my office today ( about 20ft from her home office in the dining room) with her lunch request: boiled egg sammich on garden lettuce.

She ended up with open faced sammiches on homemade bread, with a lettuce, avocado, and grated cheese base, medium boiled eggs, topped with Italian BOMBA! sauce and some freshly ground black pepper.

 

[Dave in KY]

My wife popped into my office today ( about 20ft from her home office in the dining room) with her lunch request: boiled egg sammich on garden lettuce.

She ended up with open faced sammiches on homemade bread, with a lettuce, avocado, and grated cheese base, medium boiled eggs, topped with Italian BOMBA! sauce and some freshly ground black pepper.
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You're a good wife Sam........how come my meals on the island are lacking ?

 

[Somnos]

My wife popped into my office today ( about 20ft from her home office in the dining room) with her lunch request: boiled egg sammich on garden lettuce.

She ended up with open faced sammiches on homemade bread, with a lettuce, avocado, and grated cheese base, medium boiled eggs, topped with Italian BOMBA! sauce and some freshly ground black pepper.
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Well you certainly crushed my leftover pizza! I need a new Chef De Cuisine!!

 

[Somnos]

You're a good wife Sam........how come my meals on the island are lacking ?

You paying half the mortgage on that Island Dave?...

 

[Dave in KY]

You paying half the mortgage on that Island Dave?...

Point

 

[MilkCrate]

I just had peanut butter crackers.

 

[Dave in KY]

I just had peanut butter crackers.

Ham n cheese davewich, kettle chips and a Nutty Bar....

 

[NurseDave]

Ham n cheese davewich, kettle chips and a Nutty Bar....

Well look at Mr Fancy Pants and his three-course lunch

 

[MilkCrate]

Ham n cheese davewich, kettle chips and a Nutty Bar....

Yeah, my chef sucks

 

[Dave in KY]

Yeah, my chef sucks

I love peanut butter crackers, wanna trade ?

 

[woodpusher]

You're a good wife Sam........how come my meals on the island are lacking ?

When the ancillary benefits are upgraded to be on par, your meals shall be as well. + =

 

[NurseDave]

Hey nerd! From time to time I wonder how your international chess games are going. Maybe you could start threads for each of them and up date as the moves happen? Just a thought

 

[woodpusher]

That's "Mr.Nerd" to you

 

[NurseDave]

 

[BarberDave]

Buzz cut today with once Celebrity-Owned clippers. No guard and as adjusted as close as it allows.
One strange thing though, it turned a lot of the hair grey as it was cutting.

Celebrity owned Clippers? LOL

 

[woodpusher]

It's 11am on a Sunday morning. My wife is now out of bed and enjoying a fresh cup'o'java which means...... Time for me to mow the lawn

 

[Dave in KY]

It's 11am on a Sunday morning. My wife is now out of bed and enjoying a fresh cup'o'java which means...... Time for me to mow the lawn

Hydrate !!!!! I'll get the burgers ready on the island.......we're low on brewski's