This evenings shave was........... interesting.
So this was my set-up for the night. I knew the shave probably wouldn't be good and all the sawdust in a tightly climate controlled building has been making my skin very dry to begin with, so I went with good software.
After loading the blade into the razor, I channeled my inner Rich with a very heartfelt and concerned "Oh dear!!"
This thing has some serious blade exposure and nasty alignment issues even with the blade in straight.....
There are also some weird gouges that are in the handle that got let through and plated over.
So for the "shave"....
Left the soap open during my shower because that stuff just smells so amazing. That was getting me looking forward to this shave.
I didn't shave last night, so I had a good growth going. Lathered up the CBL leaving a little wet so it was nice and slick, thinking this should be great!
Started the first stroke with the razor and that's when it all went bad...
It cut... well... removed whiskers, but it felt like I was waxing instead of shaving. I know I was getting something because I could see them in the lather, but it wasn't very close.
Suffered through the rest of the first pass being very careful. The one thing I will say for it, is that I had no issues reaching under my nose. Usually a TTO gives me problems because the cap is too thick and my nose has been broke to many times that it doesn't fit well. Since the blade sticks up 3 inches above the top cap on this thing I think I even trimmed my nose hairs all the way back to my throat just shaving my top lip.
Lathered back up and went to do a second pass.......
I will use all of the blades this came with just to be fair in the challenge, but I may not get 3 shaves out of the pack.... I started the second pass and all it did was pull my skin. It wouldn't even cut anymore. I know I have tough whiskers and blades don't last as long for me, but DANG!!
I pulled it out and it wouldn't even cut into a callous when I ran my thumb across the edge. It had gone from somewhat cutting to wouldn't cut butter in one pass.
Put a new blade in and managed to finish the second pass. No way I'm doing any clean-up after this.
Still have a fair amount of stubble left, so definitely not a close shave despite nearly using a straight razor.
Then I made the mistake of applying a healthy dose of Captain's Choice AS. With no acting training whatsoever, I flawlessly recreated the scene from Home Alone.
I will do my part and finish the tortu...uhhh.... challenge, but I think I'd rather have another kidney stone if I had a choice.