Aaron
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That's funny. I just listened to that in my way home.
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Dave in KY
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woodpusher
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Ya.... Thats about right times five, and switch the roles
What's the difference between a hamster and a gerbil?
a hamster has more dark meat.
haggises
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What’s brown and sticky....?
A stick
A stick
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A piece of string goes into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a beer please”
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve pieces of string here. Now get out”
The piece of string goes outside, thinks for a minute. He then ties a knot in his middle, ruffles up both ends of himself and goes back in.
He says to the bartender, “I’ll have a beer please”
The bartender says, “You’re that piece of string that was in here before, aren’t you?”
The piece of string looks at him and says,
... I’m afraid not.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve pieces of string here. Now get out”
The piece of string goes outside, thinks for a minute. He then ties a knot in his middle, ruffles up both ends of himself and goes back in.
He says to the bartender, “I’ll have a beer please”
The bartender says, “You’re that piece of string that was in here before, aren’t you?”
The piece of string looks at him and says,
... I’m afraid not.