Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[Knothead]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs waterskiing?


"Skip".......

 

[NurseDave]

 

[NurseDave]

 

[BarberDave]

There was a midget escaping prison from a third story window
A Guard Saw him Shimming down a pipe.....
and said
" That's a little condecending"

The midge knew he would be sucessful since he was psychic.
but the headlines read
"Small Medium at Large"

 

[Cvargo]

There was a midget escaping prison from a third story window
A Guard Saw him Shimming down a pipe.....
and said
" That's a little condecending"

The midge knew he would be sucessful since he was psychic.
but the headlines read
"Small Medium at Large"

I'm checking the news in Tucson, this has to be a true story about Dave.

 

[August West]

There was a midget escaping prison from a third story window
A Guard Saw him Shimming down a pipe.....
and said
" That's a little condecending"

Indeed.
The correct term is “little person”.

 

[August West]

Why didn't the melons get married?


Because they cantaloupe.

 

[NurseDave]

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I have no idea but their flag is a big plus.

 

[NurseDave]

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs.

 

[Scuttlesoap]

There needs to be an ugh emoji

 

[Jaro1069]

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I have no idea but their flag is a big plus.

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs.

There needs to be an ugh emoji

 

[Jaro1069]

There needs to be an ugh emoji

 

[NurseDave]

 

[August West]

 

[NurseDave]

 

[NurseDave]

What do you call a Magician that’s lost his magic?


Ian

 

[Scuttlesoap]

What do you call a Magician that’s lost his magic?


Ian

 

[Jaro1069]

What do you call a Magician that’s lost his magic?


Ian

 

[NurseDave]

A blind man walks into a bar...


and then a table....


and then a chair...

 

[Cvargo]