Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[NurseDave]

 

[BarberDave]

#darkandsharonwantstokillyou

 

[NurseDave]

#sharonfriendly

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why does it take so long to eat a clock?

Spoiler

it's a time consuming meal

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Jaro1069]

Why does a chicken Coop have only two doors rather than four?

Because then it would be a sedan

 

[Cvargo]

Hey @NurseDave I decided to buy my daughter a really nice bag from Iraq.

Spoiler

She said nice Baghdad

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

Saturday

@NurseDave what starts with P and ends with E and has a thousands of letter?

Spoiler

Post Office

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave

Sunday

What color is the wind?

Spoiler

blew

 

[Cvargo]

Today

@NurseDave why was the computer so tired when he got home?

Spoiler

he had a hard drive

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why did the computer cross the road?

Spoiler

It was programmed by chickens

 

[NurseDave]

@NurseDave why did the computer cross the road?

Spoiler

It was programmed by chickens

Really?

 

[NurseDave]

 

[ShawnF]

Two guys were robbing a liquor store. One picks up a bottle and asks "is this whiskey?"
The other guy looks at him and says "not as wisky as wobbing a bank."

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why did the laptop sneeze?

Spoiler

it had a virus

 

[NurseDave]

 

[BarberDave]

 

[BarberDave]