Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

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Saturday

@NurseDave what dos it sound like to bounce a 747?

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Boeing, Boeing Boeing

What about the MAX?

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No door

 

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Sunday

@NurseDave have you heard of the new band 1023MB?

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They're okay but they don't have a gig yet

 

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Today

@NurseDave someone said they weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

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Seriously like 0MG

 

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@NurseDave it is time to test the site and get your dad jokes updated! Hope you are ready.

8/6 want to hear a time travel joke?

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nevermind, you didn't get it

 

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8/7

@NurseDave why are spiders so smart?

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they can find anything on the web

 

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8/8

@NurseDave where do dads store their best dad jokes?

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in their dad-a-base

 

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8/9

@NurseDave how do you organize a space party?

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you planet

 

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8/10 @NurseDave how do you put a baby alien to sleep?

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you rocket

 

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8/11
@NurseDave what happens when someone steal uranium?

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it become theiranium

 

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Today

@NurseDave why is justice best served cold?

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if it were warm it would be justwater

 

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Chad is the only person who could make ask Dave if he could turn TSC back off.

 

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ahhh Dave and Chad Bantering..... All is well with the world

 

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Today

@NurseDave why is justice best served cold?

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if it were warm it would be justwater

one of your better ones

 

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We need a bonus!

@NurseDave where do bad rainbows go?

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To prism

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it's a light sentence

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but it gives them time to reflect

 

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ok now one of your worst

 

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We need a bonus!

@NurseDave where do bad rainbows go?

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To prism

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it's a light sentence

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but it gives them time to reflect

That's like a dad joke to the power of 3.

 

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ok now one of your worst

That was quality work