Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[BarberDave]

That’s like calling Taco Bell a good Mexican restaurant

 

[NurseDave]

 

[AshleyC]

Somebody must step forward and put a stop to this.

 

[BarberDave]

Ww can't. We use it to keep the banshees occupied

 

[AshleyC]

Ww can't. We use it to keep the banshees occupied

A friend of mine commanded the first battalion deployed to war from the Ohio National Guard since WW2. Three kids, family dog. He loved puns.

That's an understatement. He LOVED puns.

I would look at him like I'd just drank vinegar whenever he rolled out a Dad joke or a pun.

 

[Jaro1069]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what's the best time of day?

Spoiler

6:30, HANDS DOWN!

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave remember when you could go to the gas station and get free air for your tires? Now it's a $1.50

Spoiler

that's inflation

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave how do trees get on the internet?

Spoiler

log on

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave how come computer keyboards never sleep when the computer does?

Spoiler

They have two shifts

 

[NurseDave]

 

[NurseDave]

I have a fish that can breakdance.

But only for 20 seconds.

And only once.

 

[Cvargo]

Saturday

@NurseDave why can't you run through a camp ground?

Spoiler

You can only ran, because it's past tents

 

[Cvargo]

Sunday

@NurseDave what do say to comfort the grammar police?

Spoiler

Their, there, they're

 

[Cvargo]

Today

@NurseDave What happens once every minute, twice every moment, but never in a decade?

Spoiler

The letter M

 

[ShawnF]

If Mary gave birth to Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God, then technically Mary had a little lamb.

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why did the laptop get glasses?

Spoiler

To improve his web sight