Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

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@NurseDave

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Spoiler

Because they make up everything!

 

[NurseDave]

@NurseDave

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Spoiler

Because they make up everything!

Ya ya ya

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why did the kindergartener throw butter out the window?

Spoiler

she wanted to see butterfly

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Majorrich]

Hey @NurseDave

Why is the nose in the middle of the face?

Because it’s the scenter

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave how many apples can you fit in an empty box.

Spoiler

just one... Then it's not empty

 

[NurseDave]

@Majorrich wins

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

Saturday

@NurseDave what room has no windows, floor, walls, or roof?

Spoiler

A mushroom

 

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Sunday

@NurseDave how did the church advertise their fish fry?

Spoiler

our cod is an awesome cod!

 

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Today

@NurseDave what does a banana say when it answers the phone?

Spoiler

yellow?

 

[NurseDave]

 

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Oh no... the book today is providing a joke that we have heard in this thread probably 100 times. So @NurseDave you are getting two!

Why did the cookie go the doctor?

Spoiler

he was feeling crummy

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HA GOTCHA

second joke

How do you make fruit punch?

Spoiler

give them boxing gloves

 

[NurseDave]

How do you make fruit punch?

 

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@NurseDave which side of the coconut has the most hair?

Spoiler

the outside

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave What kind of key can open a banana?

Spoiler

A mon-key

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

Sorry @NurseDave let's get caught up.