Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why did the man get fired from the bank on his first day?

Spoiler

he pushed a woman who asked to check her balance

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what celebrity is always ready to eat cereal?

Spoiler

Reese with her spoon

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what does a house wear?

Spoiler

address

 

[NurseDave]

Yo mama

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what has one head, one foot, but four legs?

Spoiler

a bed

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we would have also accepted "your prom date"

 

[Majorrich]

Hey @NurseDave

What do you call Vegan Pasta?

Impasta!

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Spoiler

It's pointless

 

[Majorrich]

Hey @NurseDave

 

[ShawnF]

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater.

He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.

 

[Cvargo]

Hey @NurseDave I didn't forget about you. What do pirates say on their 80th birthday?

Spoiler

Aye Matey

 

[Majorrich]

Hey @NurseDave

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[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what kind of undies do clouds wear?

Spoiler

thunderwear

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave where do you take a sick boat?

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To the dock

 

[NurseDave]

@NurseDave where do you take a sick boat?

Spoiler

To the dock

Medical humor. I'll let this one stand.

 

[Cvargo]

Hey @NurseDave how funnier are dad jokes when told in the mountains?

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hill areas!

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave I am so sorry! I can't believe I missed yesterday. That's okay there's plenty in the book I'll give you two today.

How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

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You have to use spring water

 

[NurseDave]

 

[heysi]

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Uh oh....post foul. You're supposed to tag yourself.

 

[NurseDave]

Uh oh....post foul. You're supposed to tag yourself.

Hey, you stay outta this!