Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

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@NurseDave why did the guy get fired from the calendar factory?

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He took too many days off

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave happy friday! Because it's friday I have 2 for you today.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

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Frostbite

How do lumberjacks know how many trees they've cut?

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They keep a log

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

Report denied

 

[BarberDave]

Two today Chad? Ok

@NurseDave
What concert only costs .45 cents?

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50 cent with Nickleback

 

[BarberDave]

@NurseDave
How does a penguin build its house?

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igloos it together

 

[NurseDave]

Really? You're taking your lead from Chad? @BarberDave you're better than this.

 

[BarberDave]

Really? You're taking your lead from Chad? @BarberDave you're better than this.

He paid me in Chinese food and sushi

 

[NurseDave]

He paid me in Chinese food and sushi

Ah, carry on then. I'm a big fan of pay-offs and kick-backs.

 

[BarberDave]

Ah, carry on then. I'm a big fan of pay-offs and kick-backs.

This is what closed the deal…

 

[Cvargo]

Don't worry @NurseDave I didn't forget you

Why did the painting go to jail?

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it was framed

 

[Majorrich]

 

[BarberDave]

@NurseDave

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

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In case they get a hole in one!”

 

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@NurseDave when should you go to the dentist?

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when it's tooth-hurty

 

[BarberDave]

@NurseDave
What does a barbershop serve in winter?

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Cold cuts!

 

[BarberDave]

@NurseDave

What did the icy road say to the car?

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Wanna to go for a spin?

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what did the cannibal say while eating the clown?

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hmmm, this tastes a little funny.

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why are elevator jokes the best jokes?

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They work on many levels

 

[NurseDave]

Soooo want to lock this thread

 

[Cvargo]

Soooo want to lock this thread

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