Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[heysi]

Hey, you stay outta this!

I took an online course over the weekend....How to Start SH*t on the Internet. Hosted by two guys named Dave. Very informative.

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why are barbers always on time?

Spoiler

They know all the shortcuts.

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what do you call a belt with a clock on it?

Spoiler

A waist of time

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

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one day you are going to realize in order for a dad joke to be funny at www.theshavingcadre.com one must tag @NurseDave

 

[FarmerTan]

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Oh my.....this one really IS a Dad joke! Well done.


*I'm also not too proud to admit it took me a good 3 seconds to figger it out!

 

[NurseDave]

Oh my.....this one really IS a Dad joke! Well done.


*I'm also not too proud to admit it took me a good 3 seconds to figger it out!

Finally, a man with class in this thread.

 

[BarberDave]

@NurseDave

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why was the bed wearing a disguise?

Spoiler

It was undercovers

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Majorrich]

Hey @NurseDave

What do you call a dinosaur from Canada?

Spoiler

Toronosaurus Rex

 

[CBLindsay]

Hey @NurseDave
What do you call a really happy farmer?

 

[GearNoir]

The world may never know.

 

[NurseDave]

Hey @NurseDave
What do you call a really happy farmer?

I believe you're looking for the Q&A thread.

 

[CBLindsay]

The world may never know.

Waiting for @NurseDave to answer.

 

[NurseDave]

A: A jolly rancher

 

[CBLindsay]

A: A jolly rancher

Indeed.
Interactive Dad jokes are all the rage these days

 

[GearNoir]

Well darn…that messed up my follow up zinger.

It’s said that to this day, Chris is still waiting for Dave to answer.

 

[NurseDave]

All I know is I'm not going to keep pulling half the weight of these goobers.

 

[BarberDave]

All I know is I'm not going to keep pulling half the weight of these goobers.

Then blow your nose, you sicko. keeping goobers around Blech!