Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[NurseDave]

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

Megan on her way somewhere. Realizes she forgot to grab a recipe of Norwegian pancakes that she needs. She asks me to take a pic and send to her.

Me:

 

[heysi]

Megan on her way somewhere. Realizes she forgot to grab a recipe of Norwegian pancakes that she needs. She asks me to take a pic and send to her.

Me:
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If she kills you....we'll all just laugh and laugh. And then be character witnesses for her.

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

Rumor is they told Sam not to sing.

Samsung anyway.

Geez @woodpusher

 

[Jaro1069]

 

[Jaro1069]

 

[Jaro1069]

 

[Jaro1069]

 

[Jaro1069]

Q: What do you call a dangerous burrito?
A: Gangster wrap.

 

[Quijote]

Q: What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker?

A: Hop in

 

[BarberDave]

Q: What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker?

A: Hop in

A drive by mememing!

 

[Jaro1069]

Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too!

 

[Quijote]

What do you call an old Eagle Scout?

A bald eagle

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Quijote]

In the Old West, cowboys used to hang lanterns from their saddles while riding at night.

This was one of the first examples of saddle-light navigation.

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Spider]

If you spell "absolutely nothing" backwards, you get "gnihton yletulosba", which means absolutely nothing.

 

[Cvargo]

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