Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[Scuttlesoap]

 

[Jaro1069]

What did the icy road say to the truck?

“Want to go for a spin?”

 

[Jaro1069]

Why did the Snowman go to the doctor?

Spoiler

He had the Chills .

 

[Cvargo]

I grilled that chicken for two hours! And it still won't tell me why it crossed the road

 

[Scuttlesoap]

I grilled that chicken for two hours! And it still won't tell me why it crossed the road

We truly need a laugh, eye roll and boo all wrapped into one emoji

 

[Cvargo]

We truly need a laugh, eye roll and boo all wrapped into one emoji

Meh if you laughed your a dad and no emoji required

 

[Jaro1069]

The waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into 4 or 8 slices.
I told her 4 because I didn't think I could eat 8.

 

[CBLindsay]

Meh if you laughed your a dad and no emoji required

Laughing at a dad joke requires a D moji Emoji's are for teens

 

[Cvargo]

 

[Cvargo]

How do you surprise a blind guy?




Leave a plunger in the toilet

 

[Cvargo]

 

[Spider]

Head, Abdomen, and Stormbreaker?

 

[Cvargo]

 

[PaulFLUS]

A man was questioned on a plane for doing math during the flight. They say he has suspected ties to Al-Gebra

 

[PaulFLUS]

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[Spider]

Let me be clear…

I now identify as Invisible

Although I was born visible,

I’m now Trans-parent.

My preferred pronouns are Who / Where.

 

[Cvargo]

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan?

Spoiler

Take away their little brooms!

 

[Jaro1069]

 

[Luecke3262]

 

[haggises]

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