Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[BarberDave]

You want in on this?

LOL

 

[BarberDave]

Why did the Mummy not complete his work assignment?

He was all wrapped up

@NurseDave

 

[Cvargo]

Why did the Mummy not complete his work assignment?

He was all wrapped up

This is the way... You just missed the part where you tag @NurseDave

I giggle every time because I can see the eyeroll.

 

[BarberDave]

This is the way... You just missed the part where you tag @NurseDave

I giggle every time because I can see the eyeroll.

That has been rectified, LOL

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what sound does a 747 make on a bouncy landing?

Spoiler

Boeing. Boeing. Boeing

 

[dangerousdon]

@NurseDave what sound does a 747 make on a bouncy landing?

Spoiler

Boeing. Boeing. Boeing

That was bad...but I think you can do worse. I know you have potential.

 

[NurseDave]

Hey @CVargo how do you weigh a Millennial?

Spoiler: Answer

in instagrams

 

[Jaro1069]

 

[Jaro1069]

 

[Jaro1069]

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave

They say birds of a feather flock together,
but do you know which birds really stick together?

Spoiler

Velcrows

 

[BowtieRN]

The one only I laugh at:

Anyone: "Hey can I ask you a question?"

Me: 13.9

Anyone: Blank expression kind of lost.. "Huh?"

Me: You didn't ask fast enough so I answered

 

[Spider]

I was just assaulted by 6 dwarves.

Not happy...

 

[Cvargo]

My son gifted me an annoy @NurseDave every day book

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave how does a one armed man tie his shoes?

Spoiler

single handedly

 

[NurseDave]

@NurseDave how does a one armed man tie his shoes?

Spoiler

single handedly

Meanie

 

[Majorrich]

There must have been something going around this Christmas..

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what award did the knock knock joke writer win?

Spoiler

the no bell prize

 

[NurseDave]