Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[Jaro1069]

There is only a minor difference between bad jokes and dad jokes...

That difference is only the first letter.

 

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Harry: My big brother shaves everyday.

Larry: That’s nothing! Mine shaves 50 times a day.

Harry: 50 times a day? Does he have OCD or something?

Larry: No, he’s a barber.

 

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Blacksmiths Best Friend​

I brought a dog from a blacksmith’s when I was young. As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the back door.

 

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What do you get if you cross an Astronaut with a Witch?​

Buzz Cauldron

 

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I know there’s something wrong with the Braille book I bought.​

But I just can’t quite put my finger on it.

 

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Dad: How can you tell it's a dogwood tree.​

Kid: I dunno.

Dad: By the bark.

 

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What’s a policeman’s favorite metal?​

Copper

 

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What do you use to treat snake bites?​

Anti-hissss-tamines

 

[dangerousdon]

What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn’t work he has to get it toad.

 

[NurseDave]

Why do the 7 dwarfs* laugh when they play soccer?

The grass tickles their balls.

*can substitute the dwarfs for 2 of the 3 cadre owners

 

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Never get a tuxedo made out of playing cards.​

It'll never suit you.

 

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Did you hear the population in Ireland's capital is growing?​

In fact it's Dublin.

 

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Disclaimer........
This is just funny it is not a virus post.....

Why can't ants get Covid?​

Because they're born with tiny anty-bodies

 

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I hate my mood swings.
They're great!

 

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What’s the one thing snipers can’t tell their wives?

I missed you this morning !!

 

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My grandma gave me this great advice, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”

She was right!

You just have to really work on your aim.

 

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Joe said to Peter: "Wow, you have so many scars. You must have had an adventurous life!"

Peter replied: "No, I have a cat."