Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[Cvargo]

This was a hit in the neighborhood page

 

[HMan]

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?​

You may be entitled to condensation.

 

[Joshua223]

A young woman introduced her boyfriend to her parent and they didn't like him. Later, they told her they wished she would find someone nicer. The daughter responded, "If he wasn't nice, do you think he would have done 300 hours of community service this year!?"

 

[NurseDave]

I have two unwritten rules.
1.
2.

 

[BarberDave]

I have two unwritten rules.
1.
2.

1. Never piss off a “Dave”
2. When in doubt see rule #1

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

 

[NurseDave]

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, “Is this stool taken?”.

 

[Spider]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel half sticking out of his pants.
The bartended says "Hey, what's up with that wheel in your pants?"
The pirate says, ‘Aargh! It’s drivin’ me nuts!’”

 

[Spider]

A pirate walks into a bar.....
And it was at that moment that he realized that his patch was on the wrong eye.

 

[Cvargo]

 

[dangerousdon]

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.

 

[dangerousdon]

Can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without breaking it? I'm pretty sure you can. Concrete floors are pretty hard.

 

[dangerousdon]

What do you do if you are afraid of elevators? You take steps to avoid them.

 

[NurseDave]

 

[dangerousdon]

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Ha! I'm stealing that!

 

[dangerousdon]

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It's always important to have a solid number two!

 

[Spider]

have a solid number two!

Maybe you're not getting enough fiber....

 

[dangerousdon]

Maybe you're not getting enough fiber....

Nope...very little fiber indeed! Potato starch is my weapon of choice these days!

 

[Scuttlesoap]

Nope...very little fiber indeed! Potato starch is my weapon of choice these days!

This is where Grape Nuts comes in.