Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[NurseDave]

 

[August West]

 

[Scuttlesoap]

There really needs to be an followed by an Ugh! For those last two!

 

[August West]

There really needs to be an followed by an Ugh! For those last two!

We need a groan emoticon.

 

[NurseDave]

There really needs to be an followed by an Ugh! For those last two!

Come on! Vowel….vowel movement. Still cracks me up.

 

[August West]

Come on! Vowel….vowel movement. Still cracks me up.

Yea, but he is consonantpated.

 

[NurseDave]

Yea, but he is consonantpated.

 

[Scuttlesoap]

Yea, but he is consonantpated.

Where is the boo emoji when you need it

 

[August West]

Where is the boo emoji when you need it

We need one of those too!

 

[Cvargo]

 

[August West]

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

 

[Cvargo]

 

[Jaro1069]

Doctor: "So, you're telling me that you have a problem hearing with one of your ears. Are you sure?"​

Me: "Yes, I'm definite."

 

[Jaro1069]

Athletes get athlete's foot. What do astronauts get?​

Missile toe.

 

[Jaro1069]

How does the daddy electron watch over his baby electron?​

He keeps an ion him

 

[Jaro1069]

Which is faster, hot or cold?​

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

 

[Jaro1069]

Why did LA get all of the lawyers and Hanford get all of the nuclear waste?​

Because Hanford had the first choice.

 

[Scuttlesoap]