Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[Cvargo]

can substitute the dwarfs for 2 of the 3 cadre owners

Is that because they are old or short?

 

[August West]

 

[NurseDave]

Is that because they are old or short?

Well you see Chad, while both are true, only one is relevant to the joke.

 

[Cvargo]

Well you see Chad, while both are true, only one is relevant to the joke.
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But more importantly both are true

 

[August West]

Sheesh. Teach a guy the difference between a hypothesis and a theory and he thinks he’s a logician.

 

[NurseDave]

Sheesh. Teach a guy the difference between a hypothesis and a theory and he thinks he’s a logician.

Don’t make me get my white board out for you too

 

[August West]

Don’t make me get my white board out for you too

 

[Jaro1069]

Has anyone ever noticed that the “&” symbol
looks like a dog dragging his butt across the floor?

 

[Jaro1069]

When does a joke become a “dad joke?”

When it becomes apparent.

 

[August West]

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

My wife asked me to pick up 6 cans of sprite when I went to the store.

When I got home I realized I picked 7 up.

 

[BarberDave]

My wife asked me to pick up 6 cans of sprite when I went to the store.

When I got home I realized I picked 7 up.

 

[Jaro1069]

Never fart in an Apple store​

They don't have any windows

 

[NurseDave]

A guy tried selling me a coffin.

That’s the last thing I need.

 

[NurseDave]

 

[August West]

Q: How does Moses make his coffee?





A: Hebrews it.

 

[Cvargo]

 

[NurseDave]

What do you call it when Batman gets hurt?

Bruised Wayne

 

[NurseDave]