Dave, Dave, how many times do I need to tell you shaving you eye area will not get rid of bags under the eye? Glad it was not any higher.2021 shave #199 (DE:78 SE:57 Str:65 Cart:0) - 1092 days of consecutive shaving
Shavette w/ Wizamet (1)
CBL Cup of Joe
Sorrentino Blonde Vixen
Alum
Thayers Lemon
Nivea 2:1
The Holy Black Cowboy Coffee
Welp, zapped myself right under the eye again. I should have a permanent movie star type scar there in 10 years or so.
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We do not use the word "Snurdle" anymore when this was pointed out by a scholary member..... WARNING not for the faint of heart or Children... May induce dry heaving, vomiting, or the yellling of "THAT's SICK" spontaneously...So how much are we talking here? A "snurdle" is a well-understood and exact measurement. Did you use a half-snurdle, quarter snurdle, 3/8 snurdle, or what? Inquiring minds need to know!
Snurdle
From Urban Dictionaary:
Snurdle; the perverse act of surreptitiously sniffing the still warm bicycle seat of a female cyclist after she has just vacated the saddle. Usually for purposes of cheap sexual thrills and more often than not accompanied by pig style grunting noises.
Snurdling; the commission of the act of the snurdle.
"Yes officer. I'd just stepped off my bicycle when this man appeared out of nowhere and started to snurdle in broad daylight".
"Thank you Mrs May. We'll take it from here. Ok sicko, in the back of the van and no funny business".