It's only 10AM here. And I already have had a couple noteworthy things transpire. As you can see from the time stamps above. I was active into the wee hours. Kind of like when you're at a sleepover. You just get amped up. I eventually went to bed at 0300. I have today off so no problem'o , right.
Wrong! At 0800 one of
@Cvargo 's cousins. Fired up his zero turn mower. And in case you didn't know. The "zero" in the name also means zero chance of me sleeping in. The dog starts fussing. So now I gotta roll my sorry ass outta bed.
Get dressed. Get downstairs and head out the door with my four legged amigo Bandit. With full intentions of giving Hector Manuel Vargo. My new nemesis. The patented Fluffy early morning scowl. As me and the dog are walking out into his favorite deuce dropping zone. Here comes Hector. Proudly piloting his ticket to the American dream. It is then that I notice something. That changes my attitude toward him. There on his upper lip and chin. Is a very sad and depressing example of a mustache and soul patch. I am no longer angry at this young intrepid landscaper.
And I give him a comforting smile and wave as he passes by. For he is obviously afflicted by the "Vargo Curse" A rare condition that effects some individuals ability to grow thick lustrous facial hair. Poor guy.
Once back in the house. I make my first cup of coffee and join my wife on the couch. First question. "Why did you come to bed so late?" "How can you spend so much time talking about shaving? How do you respond to that? It is a legitimate question. So I proceed to give her some of the highlights from last nights zoom call. Ending with the subject of the monumental event. Of a new
girl joining our gang. At this point I realize that she is only half listening. Just to test this theory. I mentioned that I was encouraging "her "
@mvargo to start posting "shaving videos".
The reaction was swift and immediate. "
What exactly did you ask to see her do?" Nothing like having to tell your wife to get her mind out of the gutter.
Then tell her if you want to know what goes on here. "All you have to do is join up" Don't hold your breath though.
Have a good day guys.
Fluffy