FarmerTan is lost. Big surprise.

[TobyC]

Maybe undertaker would be a better career path then?

Dead people are very good listeners, and they rarely interrupt.

 

[Smattayu]

Dead people are very good listeners, and they rarely interrupt.

Yeah, but when they do....

 

[FarmerTan]

Why am I not surprised all the weird people hang out at my journal?

That came out ALL wrong. I meant COOL people! Yeah, that's the ticket!

 

[FarmerTan]

Perhaps you've met my wife.....Morgan Fairchild.....

 

[Graybeard57]

Why am I not surprised all the weird people hang out at my journal?

That came out ALL wrong. I meant COOL people! Yeah, that's the ticket!

We're just too cool to care what others think.

 

[TobyC]

Why am I not surprised all the weird people hang out at my journal?

That came out ALL wrong. I meant COOL people! Yeah, that's the ticket!

We're just too cool to care what others think.

You do realize we're still in the psyche ward right? There is no "shaving forum", I mean, who in their right mind would belong to something as silly as a shaving forum???

Hey, get ready guys, they're coming around with the med cart, time for some happy pills!

 

[FarmerTan]

How could the Cadre not get after me to post my life stuff in here? I blame you all, but most especially @TobyC ......just because.

Life is hard sometimes. My lovely mother in law is in not the best of health, so prayers are appreciated. She's a hardheaded German, but even the toughest of us have a last stand.

My health is actually decent. Still suffering from post Covid garbage, PAIN ALL OVER sometimes, but my lovely War Department is afraid I'll survive.

Thanks for having me, Cadre. You could've done much better, but again, I blame Toby, because, well, he's an easy target.

 

[FarmerTan]

Oh, I'm about to give myself a haircut. I may try a crew cut with fenders.

But there ain't enough beer in the werld to fix THAT if I screw it up!

 

[FarmerTan]

This is before:

 

[Maryland998]

Well if you want to be pestered.....challenge accepted.

 

[MilkCrate]

Hi @FarmerTan, welcome to the journals!

 

[GearNoir]

Glad you’re doing well @FarmerTan!

 

[FarmerTan]

Waiting for my lovely bride to shave my neck. The rest I can do by feel, and mirrors (no smoke!) but even I ain't stupid enuff to risk shaving my neck. Think I'll go in the house and check the back...

 

[FarmerTan]

Out of focus, but no blood. ALWAYS the number one goal for Nurse/Cosmetologist hybrids....

 

[GearNoir]

Not too shabby!

 

[Maryland998]

Not too shabby!

Your glasses must be better than mine Chris.

 

[Smattayu]

Actually, if you put it right up to your eye it clears right up.

 

[FarmerTan]

It is better now that my lovely wife shaved the neck and I showered off the grass and hair clippings!

 

[Maryland998]

It is better now that my lovely wife shaved the neck and I showered off the grass and hair clippings!

So your hair clippers do double duty?

 

[Maryland998]

Obligatory nudge. You haven’t posted since Friday
Waiting patiently here.