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Bingo Game #39 - The T.M.I. Trivia Edition


It took him some deduction (which was really good) but he got it...

I went to high school with Traci Lords.



In my English class, I sat next to a girl named Nora Kuzma for two years in a row. During that time, she was working in the adult film industry under the name Traci Lords. No one had any idea…and you can imagine that most of the guys at my school would have fallen all over themselves if someone had told us that there was a porn star in our school. In fact, the day that it came out that there HAD BEEN a porn star in our school, lots of guys spent most of their day trying to either figure out who it was or if they had ever dated this unnamed girl. To be completely honest, I couldn’t figure out who it was and I never dated her. I did help her in class since she sat next to me two years in a row (somehow a C last name and a K last name line up perfectly in an alphabetical seating chart) and she never knew what the homework was. Of course, everyone went home that day and tore through their hidden girly magazines looking to see if they had pictures of her (I know I didn’t) and since it was now illegal to have any of those pictures (she was very much under 18 when she was a porn star) no one was advertising if they had any of the pictures. I did get a chance to see her years later. She was signing autographs at a sci-fi convention and I took my yearbook with me for her to sign. She was so embarrassed by her photo and she felt bad that she didn’t remember me (I wasn’t memorable enough to be remembered by a famous underage porn star….what are ya gonna do?) but she did write a nice note in my yearbook.

She was a sophomore when her secret came out but I did sit next to her both freshman and sophomore years.


Now THAT would have been a story.
Ugh.. Traci Lords !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A quick story of my own if you please.. Alicia ( My Wife ) and I were at Dragon Con in Atlanta ( Was a guest there ) so we were sitting at one of the tables and next to me was Lou Ferrigno . Kane Hodder was at the next table ( he's another story though for another time ) . Well Alicia had to go to the restroom so she got up and went and on her way back she had to pass Traci's table who was also there as a guest and one of Traci's bodyguards said to Alicia "are you getting an autograph or picture with Traci " to which Alicia said "No" and Traci's bodyguard said you need to move then and pushed Alicia so hard she knocked her down..
Well Alicia came back to our table and sat down and we were like whats wrong and Alicia told us and I swear I had to pull Lou back because he tried to jump over the table to go after Traci's bodyguard !! I was like No lou and he was like why not ? I said we will get this taken care of another way (which we did ) but I wont go into that here.... I did ask Lou a question though, I said "hey Lou just curious, who do you think would win, Traci lords body guards or The Incredible Hulk"" at that lou started laughing and then the rest of us at our table followed and did the same !!

In the end there were apologies made to Alicia by lords and the staff...
I still hold a grudge towards her to this day though.... I am very protective and you DON'T mess with my wife or loved ones !!

As a footnote though.... Traci lords had been booked for the convention but at the same time in her personal life she was the victim of a stalker and had to have personal bodyguards that she hired instead of the normal convention security that was normally provided and her "security" went too far...
 
Maybe he cant figure out what he wants to call yet since we know he has already been on today because he reacted to a post earlier !!
 
Ok, ok, ok......take it easy girls.

I'm super busy today at work. Chill your jets. I22
 
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All I have to say is y'all better hope I never win. Some days, I can't get on until the evening.
Then some days, I may just not post until the end of the day to get a response out of you.
 
With the calls this guy has been throwing around, I don't know what I'm anxious for anyway.
 
With the calls this guy has been throwing around, I don't know what I'm anxious for anyway.
Very true. His opening post today was a combo insult and bad call. Not a great way to start the week if I’m being honest.
 
How can I literally be off by one number for 7 consecutive calls?? This is a conspiracy to slowly drive me made.

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