Alright 3 good hits today. I think I’m only 2 calls away.
Dear
@GearNoir who uses a profile pick of himself dressed as a video game spaceship mall Santa,
I’ve been a good Bingo player this year. I never threaten the Bingo Wizard with pitchforks or guns or hangings. I even laugh at the wizard’s jokes when they’re good, not just to be a suck up to try and get more favorable calls. So, I should be on the nice list. I’m gonna keep my requests short this year. Please bring me my winning numbers this Bingo!
Signed,
True believer
P.S. both calls start with I, so if it doesn’t start with an I, I wouldn’t even bother to call it tomorrow