For
@NurseDave
A song.....to the Tune of Beverly Hillbilly's
.. Come listen to story 'bout a man named Dave
A watch collecting dude, who thought ebay was the rave
and then one day while sniping on a bid, he had to tell his wife what he just done did.
Wristwatches, that is... Black Gold, Horological Tea..
Well the 1st thing you know Dave bought some tools
the Kin folk said, boy you is a fool
Said " a watchmaker is really what you need
so he packed all his watches and moved to Beverly
Hills that is.. Watch Stores, expensive Brands
Ol Dave bought an Omega on the Big Fancy Ship
Spent all the money he brought or his trip
and then later on, he bought another one
just as his wife smacked him like a ton
Wristwatches that is, Stainless Steel, Super Luminova
On his way home he stopped at Duty Free
Just to see some more, while he watched his family flee
and then later on he filled out customs forms
paid a huge tax as per the norm
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Dave and all his watches
they tic-toc on and thank you kindly for your stoppage
You're all invited by to his local Watch Store
to see Dave always buy some more.
Watch Freak that is... BarberDave's Prodigy
Check the time, Have a Scotch
Y'all come back now, Y' hear?