Trials of a woodpusher: Adventures in chess, backyard gardening, and maybe whisker chopping

[NurseDave]

welp...................now what?

 

[GearNoir]

Now....zzzzzzzzzz

 

[MilkCrate]

Are you bored with retirement and ready to go back to work yet?

 

[elmerPHuD]

fried green tomatoes

If they do not serve these in Heaven, I am filing a complaint.

 

[woodpusher]

My new LinkedIn job description...

 

[NurseDave]

Only breakfast huh?

 

[woodpusher]

For now, yes. I will eventually learn to make food she likes daily. I generally do the Christmas turkey and all that type of stuff, but cannot yet cook curries and such to her taste.

 

[GearNoir]

Learning bread making/baking is something I’d like to take up in retirement for sure. I could eat bread aaaaaall day!

 

[woodpusher]

My wife’s breakfast order is an egg on a tomato-garlic-chorizo bed

 

[woodpusher]

Morning all!

For this morning's shave, I'm still mulling over whether to use the ASD2 again this week (already 4 weeks in a row) or hit up my I2 Injector.
Decisions, decisions. Is this what retirement is like?

 

[bentheduck]

I vote I2

 

[woodpusher]

Done! Thanks wifey, errrrr, I mean Mr. Duck! Us old farts need direction.

 

[bentheduck]

Listen here, there's something about pants in my custom title! I may or may not wear them, I don't know, I don't speak Spanglish!

 

[GearNoir]

Sam’s livin the good life now! You're gonna have to start giving permission to you wife to tell you what to do

 

[Somnos]

Morning all!

For this morning's shave, I'm still mulling over whether to use the ASD2 again this week (already 4 weeks in a row) or hit up my I2 Injector.
Decisions, decisions. Is this what retirement is like?

Yes....and looking for that one slipper...

 

[Somnos]

Listen here, there's something about pants in my custom title! I may or may not wear them, I don't know, I don't speak Spanglish!

Hermano...you can put that all together without Google translate.....

 

[woodpusher]

The Injector was a great call, Ben. Thx!

I also finished off my Barrister and Mann Cologne Russe AS this morning and will be starting B&M's Le Grand Chypre AS tomorrow. Taking a whiff, it smells a good bit sweeter than the Cologne Russe.

 

[beginish]

I'm now home.

Congratulations, Sam! Now you have time to moderate shave forums again!

 

[woodpusher]

Spoiler: NSFW

I'd rather moderate last night's "debate"

 

[woodpusher]

My Godrej Round started crumbling heavily this morning and no smooshing would bring it back together. I decided to drown it and make a smooth paste for tomorrow's shave. Well, it will be a paste when some of the water evaporates. I figure this will load easier and might even see me through the weekend.