The Mystery Traveling Box

[MilkCrate]

Ellie said flat spider was really no trouble. She only had to threaten to sit on him twice.

 

[MilkCrate]

So ... we were kinda goofing around today. Went to check out the scourge of Bentonville and left those pics at www.peopleofwalmart.com.

Flat spider was bored and wanted to ride a horse. He was going on and on about riding an iron horse. So I dared him to jump on up there.



well ... that didn’t end well. I should have taken video.



I think I have him talked out of cow tipping now.

We did try honing up a straight and Flat Spider’s edge did pass the dangling arm test. Don’t worry, I have tape. I can fix him right up.

 

[Dave in KY]

Need to see him on a cow chip.............

 

[MilkCrate]

Need to see him on a cow chip.............

well ... we have about a dozen cows here ...

Not ours, but the neighbors.

 

[GearNoir]

the scourge of Bentonville and left those pics at www.peopleofwalmart.com.

...aaaaaaaand I should not have clicked on that at work!

 

[MilkCrate]

...aaaaaaaand I should not have clicked on that at work!

Sorry man, I thought everyone had heard of that sight. I went there once and that was enough.

 

[GearNoir]

Sorry man, I thought everyone had heard of that sight. I went there once and that was enough.

I thought it sounded vaguely familiar from years back, but apparently that was not enough for me curiosity.

 

[MilkCrate]

So had Debbie’s b-day dinner with my mom and stepdad. We took their car and they took us somewhere we hadn’t been before. It was a real haunted gingerbread house that had been made into a restaurant. Flat Spider got left in my car and was not amused.



I told him we didn’t see anything spooky, but he still pouted. BTW, the house was built in the 1800’s.

Anyway, you know who said I could make it up by taking him to a graveyard. He’s a weirdo. He wanted to see the burial site of someone famous.





Then the little dude challenged me to find someone infamous.

 

[MilkCrate]

Here's the updated list so we all have an idea of how long it'll be before it gets to the next person.

1. The Monkey - Complete
2. ShawnF - Complete
3. SteveChuckFrank - Complete
4. WildWest74 - Complete
5. DocHoliday0831- Complete
6. LBKINDY - Complete
7. Dave in KY - Complete
8. Bill in Oneida - Complete
9. Majorrich - Complete
10. clyde72 - Complete
11. dangerousdon - Complete
12. bentheduck - Complete
13. MilkCrate- In Possession
14. Uacowboy - On Deck
15. Heysi
16. NurseDave
17. GearNoir
18. dkeester
19. dmshaver
20. Spider ----END

Kyle, this will be headed your way Tuesday or Wednesday.

 

[MilkCrate]

Almost forgot to post my picks from the box.



Flat Spider has a couple more pics to take early in the week and then I’ll get the box off to Kyle.

 

[GearNoir]

Wow! NO and Stirling One?! Nice picks!

 

[The Monkey]

Almost forgot to post my picks from the box.

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Flat Spider has a couple more pics to take early in the week and then I’ll get the box off to Kyle.

And.......

 

[MilkCrate]

And.......

And?

 

[The Monkey]

And?

I think you are required to take more. I'm just waiting for what else you are grabbing

 

[MilkCrate]

But ... but I got it to close. I stood on it with both feet even. Although it hasn’t cleared the post office yet.

I thought you might be waiting on a selfie.

 

[The Monkey]

But ... but I got it to close. I stood on it with both feet even. Although it hasn’t cleared the post office yet.

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Oh no you forgot to put flat spider into the box!

 

[MilkCrate]

Oh no you forgot to put flat spider into the box!

He has a few pics to take tomorrow before he goes back in the box.

 

[MilkCrate]

Headed to the post office.

 

[NurseDave]

Oh ya, bulge baby bulge!

 

[Spider]

I thought we discussed.... over and over, that box bulges are bad!!! Y’all need to start doing your part to fight the bulge!