Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[NurseDave]

 

[NurseDave]

@CVargo if your not going to be consistent don’t bother coming back!!

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave someone just threw milk and cheese at me!

Spoiler

how dairy

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Jaro1069]

 

[woodpusher]

^^^^
I can't touch that.

 

[Fenster]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave how do you row a boat full of puppies?

Spoiler

with a doggie paddle

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what kind of cars do sheep drive?

Spoiler

lamb-orghinis

 

[NurseDave]

@NurseDave what kind of cars do sheep drive?

Spoiler

lamb-orghinis

Lame

 

[Cvargo]

Lame

Well smarty pants what do you call twin octopus?

Spoiler

itenticals

 

[NurseDave]

 

[NurseDave]

@CVargo!!!!

 

[Cvargo]

@CVargo!!!!

Hey it's my daughter's birthday and I've been packing.

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why did the fish get bad grades in school?

Spoiler

he was below sea level

 

[NurseDave]

 

[EMG06]

 

[dangerousdon]

My dad told me his password was:

MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.

Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.

 

[dangerousdon]

I asked my dad to tell me what a solar eclipse was

He said

No son