Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[ShawnF]

I saw this really attractive street urchin and asked if I could take her home.
She started smiling and getting excited as she said yes.

That all changed when I took her box.

 

[NurseDave]

I saw this really attractive street urchin and asked if I could take her home.
She started smiling and getting excited as she said yes.

That all changed when I took her box.

That one took me a minute

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

Time to get people caught up from some of the dad jokes read off at the convention.

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave where does a sick fish go?

Spoiler

to see a sturgeon

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what does the loch ness monster eat?

Spoiler

fish-n-ships

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what do you call a fish who doesn't believe in war?

Spoiler

a pacifish

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave who was the best employee in the ocean's balloon factory?

Spoiler

the blowfish

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why should you never pick a fight with a squid?

Spoiler

they are well armed

 

[Cvargo]

back to our regular scheduled program tomorrow

 

[NurseDave]

 

[heysi]

@NurseDave

I just got a job in management at Old McDonald's Farm.......

I'm the Ci-Ei-O.

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave

I just got a job in management at Old McDonald's Farm.......

I'm the Ci-Ei-O.

+5 points for tagging our resident dad joke lover

 

[BarberDave]

@NurseDave

What does a vegetarian zombie eat?

GRAAAAINNNNSAS!

 

[BarberDave]

@NurseDave
Is your dream job cleaning mirrors?

Can you see yourself doing that?

 

[BarberDave]

@NurseDave

What do you call a magician who lost their magic?​

Spoiler

Ian

 

[BarberDave]

@NurseDave @heysi

How does NASA organize a party?​

Spoiler

They Planet

Ok 10 pts double member tag score

 

[Cvargo]

Excellent form today gents excellent form!

 

[NurseDave]

 

[BarberDave]

@NurseDave
Is your dream job cleaning mirrors?

Can you see yourself doing that?

My work here is done