Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

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if they had 4 doors then they'd be chicken sedans.

 

[NurseDave]

@NurseDave why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

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if they had 4 doors then they'd be chicken sedans.

Makes sense

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why did the pony need a drink of water?

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he's a little horse

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave it's bonus day!

Why did the computer go to therapy?

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to sort out its motherboard issues

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave can you believe @mvargo told me to stop acting like a flamingo?

Spoiler: the nerve!

I had to put my foot down.

 

[NurseDave]

@NurseDave can you believe @mvargo told me to stop acting like a flamingo?

Spoiler: the nerve!

I had to put my foot down.

 

[NurseDave]

 

[BarberDave]

 

[BarberDave]

 

[BarberDave]

 

[BarberDave]

 

[GearNoir]

Oh sweet, precious Dave.

 

[Spider]

Dave is banned from posting here. #notfunny

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what bear is the most condescending?

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pan-DUH

 

[NurseDave]

 

[BarberDave]

Oh sweet, precious Dave.
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Did that on purpose

Dave is banned from posting here. #notfunny

Ya… let me know how that works out for you Jr. don’t let your britches get too big

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave i had to fire the janitor, I caught him smoking pot on the job.

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I can't stand high maintenance people