Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

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@NurseDave why do rocks in space taste better than rocks on earth?

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they are a little meteor

 

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Saturday
@NurseDave what do you call an apology written with dots and dashes?

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remorse code

 

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Sunday
@NurseDave Why couldn't the underage angle get a loan?

Spoiler

His parents wouldn't cosine

 

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Today

@NurseDave why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

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because it was over 90 degrees.

 

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@NurseDave what do you call a mathematician who spent all summer in the sun?

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a tangent

 

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@NurseDave what did the geometry teacher say when her curse was cured?

Spoiler

My HEXAGON

 

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Sorry all I was out of town for a Faith Conference in Washington DC. TIme to get caught up!

Thursday @NurseDave

What do you call a dead parrot?

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Pollygon

 

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Friday

@NurseDave what's the difference between a diameter and a radius?

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a radius

 

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Saturday

@NurseDave how do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Spoiler

sine language

 

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Sunday

@NurseDave how do you make one vanish?

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add a "g" to the front, then it's gone

 

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Today

@NurseDave why did the noble gas cry?

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because all his friends Argon

 

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Friday

@NurseDave what's the difference between a diameter and a radius?

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a radius

Even your math dad jokes don't make sense.

 

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Bonus

@NurseDave why is Dark spelled with a K instead of a C?

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because you can't C in the dark

 

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@NurseDave what do you do when a chemist dies?

Spoiler

Barium

 

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@NurseDave why did the acid go to the gym?

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to become a buffer solution