Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what kind of music do planets listen to?

Spoiler

Neptunes

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Jaro1069]

I buy all my guns from a T-Rex...
He's a small arms dealer ..

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave some life advice and wisdom for you today. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.

 

[NurseDave]

@NurseDave some life advice and wisdom for you today. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.

Says you

 

[BarberDave]

 

[Cvargo]

Saturday

@NurseDave If the silver surfer and iron man were on the same side what would they be called?

Spoiler

alloys

 

[Cvargo]

Sunday

@NurseDave why was the music student kicked out of school?

Spoiler

for taking notes

 

[Cvargo]

Today

@NurseDave what knight of the round table was the protector of foods?

Spoiler

Sir Anwrap

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave when is it the hardest to get rid of debt?

Spoiler

when you can't budge it

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why do optometrists live longer?

Spoiler

Because the dilate

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what does a rusty can of rust remover smell like?

Spoiler

Irony

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

Gotta play catch up

Friday
@NurseDave where do bad rainbows go?

Spoiler

prism

 

[Cvargo]

Saturday
@NurseDave why don't ants ever get sick?

Spoiler

they have anty bodies

 

[Cvargo]

Sunday
@NurseDave what's the best way to carve wood?

Spoiler

whittle by whittle

 

[Cvargo]

Today

@NurseDave why is the collected works of Shakespeare heavier than a prison full of inmates?

Spoiler

the prose outweighs the cons