Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[NurseDave]

Umm ya like saving gas for a really large Fart! Not funny and smells horrible

Do you have funny farts?

 

[NurseDave]

 

[BarberDave]

Do you have funny farts?

yes I have added, Ducks, especially Donald, barking spiders, and oddly one that sounds alot like Offerman oddly enough, Also a great Rendition of Volare, similar to the movie Hollywod Knights

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave
what is a pretzel's favorite dance?

Spoiler

TWIST AND SHOUT!

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave where does spaghetti go to dance?

Spoiler

the meat BALL

 

[NurseDave]

@NurseDave where does spaghetti go to dance?

Spoiler

the meat BALL

Sounds dirty or.....saucy

 

[NurseDave]

 

[NurseDave]

^^^^^^^^^

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave sorry I'm late.... But what does the statue of liberty stand for?

Spoiler

becuase she sure can't sit down!

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what do you call an almond in a spacesuit?

Spoiler

astronut

 

[Cvargo]

Saturday

@NurseDave why can't you use 'beefstew' as a password?

Spoiler

it's not stroganoff

 

[Cvargo]

Sunday

@NurseDave why is milk the fastest drink on earth?

Spoiler

it's pasteurized before you ever see it

 

[Cvargo]

Today

@NurseDave what is a ghost's favorite pie?

Spoiler

boo berry

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what's worse than finding a worm in your apple after taking a bite?

Spoiler

Finding half a worm

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what are two things you can never have for breakfast?

Spoiler

lunch and dinner

 

[NurseDave]