Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[NurseDave]

 

[Spider]

 

[woodpusher]

^^^^
I feel old!

 

[heysi]

^^^^
I feel old!

You understood the meme....you ARE old.

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave how come you never see elephants hiding in trees?

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because they are so good at it!

 

[NurseDave]

 

[EMG06]

@NurseDave

Which of King Arthur’s knights measured the round table?

Spoiler

Sir Cumference

 

[NurseDave]

Hey @EMG06

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave how come whenever you see penguins they always only carry fish in their beaks?

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they don't have any pockets

 

[NurseDave]

@NurseDave how come whenever you see penguins they always only carry fish in their beaks?

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they don't have any pockets

#facts

 

[NurseDave]

 

[heysi]

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[NurseDave]

The weekend is when I get a cold, hard reality check of where I rank in Chad’s life.

 

[Cvargo]

Oh no! Sorry @NurseDave jokes incoming!

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what do you get from a fancy, pampered cow?

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Spoiled milk

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why do bees have sticky hair?

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They use honey-combs

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what do you call a dog magician?

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labracadabrador

 

[NurseDave]

@NurseDave what do you call a dog magician?

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labracadabrador

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

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"accident"