Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[Jaro1069]

@NurseDave how do you catch @BarberDave

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unique up on him

@CVargo how do you catch a tame @NurseDave
The tame way !!

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what has 4 wheels and flies?

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garbage truck

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave Did you hear about when @BarberDave got injured at the upholstery factory?

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Don't worry he's completely recovered.

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

Hey @NurseDave I took my wife out to dinner 8 times before finally watching The Dark Knight!

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it was DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER, BATMAN!

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave as normal Sunday got away from me... so another twofer!

What is Santa's favorite music?

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Wrap

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave

 

[NurseDave]

@NurseDave

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Booooo

 

[NurseDave]

 

[heysi]

@NurseDave

Did you know that Milk is the fastest liquid on earth?

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Yeah...its past your eyes in seconds.

 

[Jaro1069]

@NurseDave And @CVargo
What do you get when you cross a black bear and a mountain lion ??
Killed,, You get killed.......

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

Hey @NurseDave what genre of music would we classify national anthems?

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country music

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

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don't want to press your luck

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Majorrich]

Hey @NurseDave