Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[BarberDave]

"How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."

 

[NurseDave]

Why can Frankenstein have children?

Because his nuts are on his neck.

 

[Spider]

Why can Frankenstein have children?

Because his nuts are on his neck.

That’s why he can have children? And I think you mean Frankenstein’s Monster…..

 

[NurseDave]

That’s why he can have children? And I think you mean Frankenstein’s Monster…..

Oh jeez man. Autocorrect in your head. And yes, thought about adding the monster part, but the general public knows it as simply Frankenstein.

 

[August West]

Q: Why is six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine.

 

[Cvargo]

 

[Scuttlesoap]

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Check on all counts

 

[NurseDave]

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had his own drumsticks.

 

[Jaro1069]

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had his own drumsticks.

Boo.. That was just...... Fowl.....haha.

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

What happened to his toupee in the second photo?

 

[Jaro1069]

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[NurseDave]

I stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun was.

Then it dawned on me.

 

[Jaro1069]

I stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun was.

Then it dawned on me.

 

[Cvargo]

Just messaging my wife

 

[August West]

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Get outta my head,Man!

 

[NurseDave]

Just bought a real Christmas tree. The guy asked if I was going to put it up myself. I told him no, in the living room.

 

[Jaro1069]

Had to post this here and in memes , It fit both places..

 

[NurseDave]

Before crowbars were invented, most crows just drank at home.

 

[NurseDave]

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change colours?

He had a reptile dysfunction